100 Questions? You've got to be kidding me!

1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?

Probably not. I doubt I'll last to the end.

2) Was your last meal a mistake?

It was Hebrew National Hot Dogs, so of course not!

3) Do you believe in God?

Yes

4) Who did you last say "I love you to?

Sparky the Dog. How pathetic is my life?

5) Do you regret it?

No, Sparky loves me too.

6) Have you ever been depressed?

Oh yeah

7) Have a best friend?

I have a lot of "best friends."

8) Are you a dude or chick?

Chick.

9) What is your relationship status?

Single, and not looking to change that!

10) How do you want to die?

Quickly

11) What did you last eat?

Hebrew National Hot Dogs; I just told you that.

12) Play any sports?

Does throwing a ball and chasing Sparky count?

13) When was your last physical fight?

I don't think I ever had one.

14) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what’s your first thought?

It's about time.

15) Do you have an attitude?

I have changes in attitude, changes in latitude.

16) Ever been in love?

Does Sparky count? j/k Yes, I've been in love

17) What is your real name?

Joleene

18) Like reading?

Yes, I am reading "The Great Bridge" by David McCullough now.

19) Are you gonna get high later?

Nope

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Oh yeah.

21) Do you miss someone?

Yes.

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

Cut

23) Who is your best friend's uncle's cousin girlfriend's daughter's boyfriend?

How the f*** do I know?

24) Do you tan a lot?

Not a lot, but I have a pool in my yard so I get somewhat tan.

25) Have any pets?

Duh!
Sparky

26) How exactly are you feeling?

I am kinda sick of these questions

27) Ever ate food in a car while someone or your self is driving?

Yeah, why do you want to know that?

28) Have you ever started a rumor?

Sure, I may start one later today.

29) Favorite place to vacation?

DISNEYLAND! There is nothing better than being in "the magic!"

30) Are Barbie & Ken bad influences on people?

No they are excellent role models for the youth of America today.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?

Yes

32) What are your political views?

Democratic

33) Do you want to have kids?

I have a practically perfect son

34) Ever kissed somebody that name start with a N?

My Nanny? Does that count?

35) Do you type fast?

Not really

36) Do you have piercings?

Just my ears

37) Want any more?

Nope

38) Can you spell well?

Better than most

39) Do you miss your past?

That doesn't make any sense. If it's MY past don't I still have it?

40) What are you craving right now?

Nothing really. Those Hebrew National Hot Dogs hit the spot

50) What should you be doing?

I don't know but probably something more constuctive that this. I can't believe I am only half way through this thing.

53) Does somebody love you?

Duh! Sparky.

54) What is your favorite color?

Purple

55) So are you liking this survey?

No, I can't figure why I am still dong it. Am I that bored?

56) Do you have a crush?

No

57) Do you have trust issues?

I don't trust anyone. Is that an issue?

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Well they are both dead so that makes conflict rather difficult at this point, but I did when they were alive.

61) Are you secretly in love?

No

62) Do you believe your ex thinks about you?

No

64) Have you ever betrayed by a best friend?

No but I have been by a sister. That's worse, don't you think?

65) Is it too personal now?

If I am stupid enough to answer this crap on the world wide web, I'd be pretty stupid to admit it's too personal.

66) Why are your answering these questions?

That is what I would like to know.

67) Should this survey stop?

Is there a way to do that?

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Not that I recall.

69) Do you think your a good person?

Yes.

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Yes.

71) Do you take showers?

Yes

72) Last time you had a nice bubble bath?

At least more than a year ago

73) What is bothering you?

Don't you mean WHO is bothering me? That I could go on about for pages and pages. . .

74) Have you ever done anything rebellious?

Duh! I grew up in the 60's and 70's.

75) Do you play the Wii?

No

76) How do you feel about Wal-Mart?

Where else can you find such a wide variety of merchandise at a fair price?

78) Who has inspired you the most?

Wow, lots of folks. My dad, my mom, lots of teachers, fake Jimmy Buffett

79) What is your favorite quote?

I'll have to think about that and get back to you. I have a lot of favorites.

80) Are you excited you're almost done with this survey?

Why the HELL am I still doing it? That's the question

81) Are you mean?

No, just firm

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?

No, do I look like a freakin' nurse to you?

83) Have you noticed this survey stopped getting personal?

No I am just mindlessly going through it.

84) Do you believe in true love?

Yes

85) Are you proud of the person you've become?

Yes

86) Do you wanna change?

I could do with a few changes on the outside.

87) Who was the last person to make you mad?

Same sister referenced above

88) Do you like the outside?

I do. I find that as I get older it is harder and harder to stay inside. I want to be outside all the time even when it's too hot.

89) Are you currently bored?

I must be; I'm still answering these questions

90) Do you want to get married?

No

91) Ever fail a class?

No

92) Are you hungry?

Remember the Hebrew National Hot Dogs?

93) Do you have a bank account?

Yes

94) What makes you happy?

Lots and lots of things: my son and daughter in law,Sparky, my nephews and nieces, my friends, tequila, rock n roll, Mickey Mouse . . .

95) Would you change your name?

I am not crazy about being "Mrs Smith"

97) Are you paranoid?

Do I have reason to be? What are you saying? Have you heard something?

98) Do you watch the news?

Yes, but the Daily Show is what puts it all together for me in a form I can understand

99) What is your zodiac sign?

Virgo

100) Do you like subway?

The sandwich place? It's okay I guess.

WEEKENDS

Aren't weekends wonderful things? I love them. In the fall and winter you get to spend the weekends watching football and in the spring and summer you get to spend the weekend outside.
My weekend begins like this: Friday night-no need to set the alarm. How sweet is that? I still wake up and 6:00 AM but it is ever so delightful to roll over and go back to sleep. When I drag myself out a couple of hours later, I make a pot of green tea, get the newspaper and go to the patio. I read the paper, enjoy the morning and play with Sparky the world's most perfect English Springer Spaniel and drink my tea. Then I prepare a nice breakfast and take that to the patio with my book. Right now I am reading David McCullough's The Great Bridge. Sparky always gets an egg mixed in with his Science Diet breakfast on the weekends, so he quite enjoys this ritual too.
I have a little laundry to do and probably should do some housework, but instead I go to the swimming pool. Float around and listen to Jimmy Buffett.
It seems I am having a lot of company these days. This weekend a friend is visiting and Sunday night I am hosting movie night for two friends I work with. They think they are Jack and Karen from "Will & Grace" and so they are pretty entertaining without a movie! But we are going to watch "Hedwig and the Angry Inch." A movie with great music that my daughter in law Maggie introduced me to. It was one of the things we bonded over. I guess really it is just part of the bonding we did when we discovered our mutual love of Drag Queens. I have my own Drag Queen by the way.

Syren Vaughn is not only one of my favorite individuals in the world but also has an amazing voice. Yes, boys and girls, my Drag Queen can really sing. But more about that later.
Back to the weekend stuff, so I am having dinner guests tonight and going to a party in the afternoon before the movie tomorrow. This is going to cut into my napping time but I think I will get through it.